- zipped my fly – I’m pretty sure I’ll forget to do this once I start wearing regular pants again. If you see that my fly is down, please discreetly let me know.
- consistently breathed through my nose – pregnancy inflames your nasal passages. I was already a night-time mouth-breather, now I’m just a straight up mouth-breather. so. annoying.
- eaten sushi, soft cheeses, deli meats, etc – j/k – I still do all those things.
slept through the night– who are we kidding, I haven’t done that for the past 4-8 years. small bladder.- kept a dry pillow – I can’t sleep on my back and I can no longer sleep without sitting up. So the strange ways I have to contort my body mean I drool even more than before. Seriously, sometimes I have to turn the pillow over.
How does my husband resist me?
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