Random & Unromantic Things …

I want from my future husband:

I need someone to help me finish my food. – boxes of cereal and crackers never get finished before they get stale.

I also need someone to help me finish my morning smoothies. Perhaps I should just figure out how to make less.

I cannot – CANNOT – figure out how to permanently set the thermostat. Also, I haven’t tried.

I don’t like driving. I need a husband to drive me around. Or a driver.

I need a man to snake the drain. I know it’s my hair that’s clogging it up, but it should not be my job to clear it. That’s a man’s job!

Perhaps I will continue to add to this list.

Perhaps I will forget about it next week. We’ll see!

3 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Jeff on April 2, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Of course, expecting your husband to snake the drain results in a 82.3% chance that he will also chase you around the house with the hair glob retrieved from said drain. Which is also quite romantic.

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  2. Posted by blogisthenewtext on April 2, 2009 at 10:10 am

    Great. I can’t wait. =)

    Reply

  3. I hate to drive too! Scott drives everywhere!!! :o )

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