Dear Chicken Lovers / Bargain Hunters, I know this was a big day for you. Free chicken is nothing to take for granted. I get that. Respect. However, as an innocent victim of the chicken-induced chaos, I have a few words. I was merely trying to help my strep-throated sister provide a meal for some [...]
Archive for April, 2009
23 Apr
Random Things…
So I recently found out my rebound moved in with my ex. That’s hilarious to me. If I’d have gotten more play from the rebound, it would be way more awkward for him. Man, I wish… I’m scared my cast is going to start smelling. I was counseled NOT to spray a stinky cast with [...]
17 Apr
Things you can talk to me about
My roommate and I were talking tonight about the conversations we sometimes find ourselves in – the ones where we end up hearing waaay to much about some guy’s portfolio, or his thoughts on the coaching style of some team we don’t care about, or how he is going to work on his car, blah, [...]
15 Apr
Things I don’t understand
How you can spend longer than 5 minutes in the shower. Even when I’m covered in mud or sweat I don’t take that long. Don’t you get bored? (and this is not a passive-aggressive stab at roommates. We shower at different times of the day so their showers don’t bother me at all.) *edit: this [...]
13 Apr
Reformed Counting Song
Today at work we wrote a new counting song! Now you can teach your little ones to count to 15 and trust in the sovereingty of God! First comes 1 and 2 and 3 We proclaim God’s sovereignty! Next comes 4 and then there’s 5 He predestined us for life 6, 7 and then 8 [...]
12 Apr
I’m so much better than you…
AT: ultimate frisbee nope choreographed dancing nuh-uh organizing the mess that is my office no training my dog not to pee on his feet definitely not maintaining friendships with old boyfriends nope life try again pimping this cast! There it is! This weekend the ole’ cast proved itself quite the conversation starter at a party. [...]
7 Apr
Black-and-Blue update
My bruises finally surfaced today. So the right half of my body is blue. My left arm is in a cast up to the elbow. My cast is black. The gash on my chin is starting to heal. It’s less red and crusty. Now it’s just kind of pale and yucky. The scrape on my [...]
5 Apr
Ouch
Yesterday’s second ride … didn’t go so well. A jump gone wrong resulted in an endo, face plant, 2 minutes of “i can’t breathe,” 2 minutes of laying there and learning to breathe, 10 minutes of sitting on the ground, 20 minutes of walking the trail, 1 hospital visit and 2 wrist fractures and a [...]
4 Apr
30 Miles Later …
They call it the tour dallas. I call it one kick-a Saturday morning. My little eyes opened at 5:20 this morning and it was time to rock and roll! We hit the DART station to catch the 6:55 train. Yay DART! I felt so urban and granolla. Made it to the staging area with a [...]
1 Apr
Random & Unromantic Things …
I want from my future husband: I need someone to help me finish my food. – boxes of cereal and crackers never get finished before they get stale. I also need someone to help me finish my morning smoothies. Perhaps I should just figure out how to make less. I cannot – CANNOT – figure [...]
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